Fresh Snark, Straight from Patheos
Weekly column skewering faith, politics, and the absurdity of American Christianity.
Why I’d Rather Sit with a Skeptic than a Saint
After leaving church, I didn’t lose Jesus—I just stopped needing the sales pitch. Here's how Transcendentalism resonates (and where it floats away).
The Church Isn’t the Bride — She’s the Whore
The church loves calling herself the Bride of Christ—but she’s acting more like Hosea’s unfaithful lover. A snarky look at how this metaphor became spiritual abuse.
Moravec’s Paradox, but Make It Biblical
We’ve mastered theological complexity while failing the basic human parts of faith. Moravec’s Paradox explains why Christians can debate Greek verbs but can’t seem to be kind. This piece calls out the absurdity of choosing doctrine over decency and performance over compassion.
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The Quollective
Weekly essays on faith, power, and the absurd—outside the church PR machine.
The Tribulation Survival Guide
A deadpan field manual for the end times we actually live in. Previews, updates, and launch news.