The Tribulation Survival Guide
How to Stay Alive When Everything Else Is Dead.
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Synopsis
What if Revelation wasn’t prophecy, but bureaucracy? The Tribulation Survival Guide is a serious-toned satire disguised as an end-times field manual—equal parts apocalypse handbook and church infomercial takedown. Across ten “visions,” it dissects doomsday consumerism, certainty culture, and the religious urge to win the end of the world, asking a better question: what does goodness look like when certainty collapses? Dark, dry, and uncomfortably honest—this is survival, not escapism.
Scripture-inspired scenes. Practical survival tips. End-times chaos, now in coloring form.
From the rapture to the horsemen, each page walks through a different biblical absurdity for those still stuck on the ground and needing something to do.
A collection exploring connection, mystery, and the uncomfortable parts of being human in the same universe as everyone else.
My chapter: The God Particle and the Church Grift: Why Certainty Is the Real Heresy